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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

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  1. dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
  2. dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
  3. dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
  4. dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 60 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
  5. dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
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The scene in which I confess to them is invented, imagined. And, in fact, could never have happened… .because Robbie Turner died of septicaemia at Bray Dunes on the first of June 1940, the last day of the evacuation…and I was never able to put things right with my sister Cecilia….because she was killed on the 15th of October 1940 by the bomb that destroyed the gas and water mains above Balham tube station.

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